Good evening, gentle listener, and welcome to Distractable.

This week, the host unveils his deepest dread for his fellow man.

Wade pushes his meat through a filter and has beautiful synthetic boobs.

Beardless Bob believes in credit carols' moses, and tech guru Mark is terribly well hung

and wants to get to the bottom of the matter.

From acid semen to brilliant baldness, heeeers.

It's time for microplastics solved forever.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello, everybody, and welcome back to Distractable.

The wonderful podcast were me and my friends we talked for about an hour and then we leave you happier than you started.

Hopefully anyway, unless there's something horrible that we've done and you are left with a bad taste in your mouth.

I'm joined by my friend Bob and Wade. Hello. How are you guys?

Hey, don't pretty well.

Host moving like recovery of muscles.

I don't know about you guys, but whenever I stub a toe, for some reason the week thereafter, I continually hit it.

That same toe on everything.

And I've had this poor bruise bloody toe that I just keep.

If I hit anything, it's that toe.

How hard did you stub your toe?

Pretty hard.

I feel like I almost never in my life stubbed my toe hard enough where it was like broken or seriously bruised.

I stubbed my toe and it's like, ah, ah, okay.

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