This is a bloody disgusting podcast network.

We're gonna carry on and plan the sequel because let's face it, baby.

These days, you got to have a sequel.

And welcome back to microqueers.

It's your weekly roundup of queer horror shorts, and I'm Joe.

And I'm Trace, and we're talking queer holiday horror, everybody.

Yeah, in short form, which is the only reason I ended up saying like, hey, let's try to do this because, of course, this is coming out on Christmas Day, and I don't know how many Christmas-themed queer horror shorts

we're going to get, Trace.

You say that, and we're probably going to get inundated in our email inbox with like a bunch

of queer holiday horror shorts.

Bring it on, bitches.

Until next year.

Right.

Yeah, no, this one, what's in the box?

Obviously, it's a play on the seven infamous line. I'm assuming.

You don't think it's a dick in your box kind of thing?

Um, no.

Probably not.

I thought this was okay. It wasn't my favorite thing that we've watched for this series.

Yeah, this is very much on the lower budget

end. So we've got one actor, one location. I like some of the technical elements. The

storytelling is a little bit light. See, I'm kind of wishy-washy on both. There's things I like

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