Check it out, it's Mickey Avalon with Jane Fonda.

I had a baby name Jane, she could shake that thing.

Said a daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane.

She sang a soul train with a friend named Jane.

Her building was bigger than a Mercedes-Benz.

Jane was a herty-gurty, dirty little girlie.

I heard it from a birdie, she could cook a mean turkey with gravy.

Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, was Jane's best friend.

And maybe, after a lucky, lucky, lucky, sucky, sucky,

Mickey, Mickey, fuck me, fuck me.

What junk in the trunk then a Honda?

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda.

One, two, three, four, get your booty on the dance floor.

Work it out, shake a little mama.

Let me see you do the Jane Fonda.

Five, six, seven, now.

If you don't know, let me show you how to work it out.

Work a little mama, I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda.

I had a princess queen of incest.

She was in Repagine, had big breasts,

and big eyes and a big ass to match.

She wasn't fat, she was easy to catch.

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