Tonight on the ION network is the annual Scripps spelling bee.

Remember it was on ESPN, ABC.

It's now on IOM and the host is the lovely Mina Kimes.

So with that in mind, I decided to come up with a Detroit Sports, Detroit slash Michigan, sports

sports spelling bee between my three compadres here of Rico, Kenny, and Mr. Hachian.

Are you going to be watching this tonight?

Probably not.

Okay.

Probably not.

Can you bet on this?

I don't know.

If you hit me with Tim Biaka Batuka, I quit. I'm walking out to studio. I don't know. I remember we used to do this for the Michigan-Mishiniancoe, and there's always like an easy one. But you know me. I can't come up with any easy ones. All right. Well, there's a few easy ones.

But first, let's introduce the contestants.

From Michigan State University, the one, the only RICO beard.

Representing Spex Howard University, David Hall.

And representing Oakland University, Kenneth Cott.

Okay, Roberts.

All right.

So we have 10 names here.

Here we go.

First up, and you don't have to come up with their first name, their first name.

RICO, spell D-Antonio.

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