This is an IHeart podcast.

You come here because you want the dirt.

You want the scoop on the biggest scandal in college sports right now,

and I'm going to give it to you. But it has nothing to do with Michigan. Michigan, we'll talk about later, but we've got a couple of rules around here. One of them is don't lose to food, and Pate State doesn't play rice this year. The other rule is, just say no, to fall weddings. It gets in the way of everything. No one likes them. Even half the people in them don't like them.

And so we speak. is just say no to fall weddings. It gets in the way of everything. No one likes them. Even half the people

in them don't like them. And so we speak from what I thought was a mountain of a little bit of

moral superiority on this. And then all of a sudden I get blindsided by treachery the other day.

Our very own producer, some would think he's trying to start at quarterback for

Utah, but no, no, no, no, no. In real life, producer Jesse just helps produce the show. Or we thought

he did. And then all of a sudden, knock on the door, and it's Jesse, and he says, I'm out. Jesse's

no longer with us. He didn't die. And he didn't get fired, at least not yet, but he chose a fall wedding.

Not even to be in one himself, mind you. He is participating in one as a groomsman. So the company thought

it best to bring in one of those sketch artists, not an artist who is sketch, that would be Jesse,

to bring in a sketch artist and just have me

cheer my feelings and this is what resulted from and if you're listening on podcast i really can't do it

justice it's a bus it's speeding towards jesse and i'm in the driver's seat probably one of those

england buses because i'm on the other side i I'm disappointed to say the least.

But producer Belchie is taken over.

Director Collins is in here.

I think even Grishy's in here because he's responsible for this wonderful artwork.

So I appreciate those who stuck around.

Those who stay will be champions.

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