And folks, welcome to another edition of the Michigan Football Breakdown,

focused on the offense with that man they call Al Borges.

And Al said, what you got on here, Sam?

What's going on?

So, yeah, what's going on, Sam?

People are going to talk about my straps, right?

Devin always talking about me walking around with the backpack on one side

and got people walking around. I'm walking around

town. They're calling me two straps. Well, listen, today, I don't even care about people talking

about me with the two straps. This is a neck massager, heating pad kind of contraption. You see,

it has the, you know, the contraption and it spins around, Al.

And, you know, this is what happens when I spend all that time with you.

I started to get stressed out.

So I'm a little stressed out right now, and I need to get loosened up.

I'm actually being serious right now because my neck is killing me.

It's seized up something bad on me.

So I got to keep this on me the whole time that I talked to you today. When have you ever cared about what

Devin said, that A, and B, when did you become so soft? And I don't know if I slept wrong.

Somebody probably think my wife beat the hell out of me.

I'm like, what's going on?

Why is my dad?

That's very believable there, but I don't know, man.

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