Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to another edition of Almost Football, presented by Fandul,

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had the final four, and it goes straight into maybe my favorite weekend of the year of the

Masters. You know, they say the Rose Bowl's granddaddy on the wall but i think the masters also could be

like those are two events that i think are maybe the classiest we have the rose bowl

augusta we're ranking we're ranking class i'm putting both those up there and both of them

you can bet on fandwell with church no bounds Kentucky Derby

it is classy but you

people don't realize at the Derby like most people aren't

dressed in the suits

like most people are in just the

classy people most people are in the parking

lot getting trashed

is what most people are doing but But we're here. Teledega. Pretty classy. Okay, what's thinking about this one? Teledega. I've never been. So we got to, frankly, I've never been to any of these events we're talking about. Yeah. I'm going to put it as far as. You want to talk about guys getting trashed in a parking lot oh I've

we've been to some of those yeah we've been to some of those but uh we're here it's late at

night uh it's late late late here but we're recording anyway because the national championship just

happened and the NCAA has no respect for anyone with a nine to 5 job with it egregiously late start time.

But they know that they have me like a puppet. So they know I'm going to watch it anyway. They could put this game at 2 a.m. I'm still going to watch it. And you're still going to get your almost football no matter what. Joey is here as well. His Wi-Fi is struggling a little bit. so it's going to be, we'll probably be addressing Joey like he's a, yeah. Hey, you just, it's 11 o'clock for the Wi-Fi too, all right? It's just the same as us, right? The Wi-Fi was, it's not used to working this hard right now. But Joey Bush, let's be first to congratulate the Michigan Wolverines on their national championship.

Congratulations, Michigan.

Their first championship since 1989, Dusty May gets this championship in year two over there in Michigan.

Pretty impressive stuff.

Do we want to start with the freezing cold takes?

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