Welcome to the off menu podcast, taking the dirty martini of conversation,

stuffing the blue cheese of chat into the big fat olives of humour, and dropping those bad boys into the dirty martini. Sorry, everyone listening. Now it's a filthy martini. We're doing these visually now, so I'm trying to give it a bit more pizzazz at the top. Yeah, yeah, we try to give it as much.

That is Ed Gamble. My name is James Daycastle. So together we own a dream restaurant. Every single week we invite in a guest and asking the favourite ever start. A main course dessert, side dish and drink, not in that order. And this week, our guest is Michelle Wolf. Michelle Wolf. What a comedian, Michelle Wolf is, James. Such a phenomenal comic.

I remember the first time Michelle Wolfe did Edinburgh and everyone was talking about her.

That was the first time Michelle did Edinburgh, and everyone was talking about her. That was the first time I got introduced to Michelle's comedy. She took the city by storm. Yeah, and it's only gone on to better and better things since everyone loves Michelle Wolf. Yes. And she's about to do her show, the best job in the world around the UK, June July, and you can get tickets from

punchup.com. Live forward slash Michelle Wolf. Very excited to see Michelle here, her dream menu.

Yes. But of course, if Michelle does choose a secret ingredient, which we deem to be unacceptable,

we'll be forced to kick Michelle Wolf out of the dream restaurant. Now you've picked this one, James.

Yes. This week, the secret ingredient is Wolf Cola. Which is something from, it's always sunny in Philadelphia, which Michelle was not in. No, but Michelle's surname is Wolf. Wolf. Yes, and I do get the connection. So when I think about Wolf, this is what I think of is Wolf Cola, which is the cola. I don't think it actually exists. It's a fake brand of cola. For humour. It's for humour. Invented by Danny DeVito's character. But even in the world of always sunny, it doesn't exist. Yes. Like Frank has invented it when he's pretending to be Dr. Mantis Toboggan. And he says that he, you know, has, he can sell him Wolf Cola. Yes.

So like... So if Michelle picks that...

I'll have to explain that.

Yeah.

Well, she'll know about it, I guess.

Well, yeah, she's not going to pick it.

She's not going to say Wolf Cola.

Yeah, yeah.

She'll know it.

Yeah.

So I'll say, you should have known better than to.

Yeah.

You're out of here. Get out of here, Michelle. But hopefully that won't happen. I'm pretty sure. I think we can be pretty positive. It's not going to happen. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm going on tour as well. Yeah. It must be said, 2027, fresh hell. Fresh hell. Ed Gamble.combeau.com. Atk for tickets. Very exciting, Ed.

Looking forward to seeing that show.

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