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🗓️ 24 December 2019
⏱️ 92 minutes
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Michelle Wolf (Joke Show on Netflix) talks to Justin about her memorable experience performing at the White House Correspondents' Dinner, and how it was surprisingly the calmest moment of her life.
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0:11.8 | So I was at a screening of a movie at the White House and at the end of the screening |
0:17.3 | during which I ate a bag of popcorn and had some water. I |
0:21.1 | collected my trash and I started to make my way out and I realized that as we were leaving the line was getting |
0:27.2 | more backed up because |
0:29.2 | Obama was directly outside the doors |
0:32.0 | posing for pictures with people. So they were all stopping to have this photo up. |
0:35.4 | I had this trash in my hands and there was no trash can in the screening room. I couldn't find any bin or anything |
0:41.6 | I don't want to leave it there. So I carried it out with me and he sees that I have trash in my hand |
0:46.4 | which I'm now trying to hold out of frame because I don't want it in the picture and he goes |
0:51.2 | I love it. Justin brought his, the only guy who brought his trash out and he's pointing as he's |
0:56.2 | laughing and smiling about the trash. He's pointing to the trash but it's so far. I'm holding it so far out of frame |
1:02.0 | that in the photo that I have and I'll I'll post it on Instagram. It looks like he's pointing at my |
1:07.5 | not the junk I brought out but my |
1:09.9 | junk. He's pointing right at my cross. The junk that you're sacks underwear is holding. It's exactly how tired were your pants that night? |
1:16.6 | No because I remember him to the story's about to get really braggie. |
1:21.8 | No because he was laughing. |
1:24.1 | He was like, whoa! |
1:35.3 | You're listening to Life Short. I'm your slightly humble braggie host Justin Lon. |
1:40.5 | Life could be a dream sweetheart. |
1:47.5 | Slightly and with me is always my, it's my at times braggie host but very |
1:53.6 | I'm very rarely. I'll brag for you you look really good you got a beard and your hair is all a |
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