"Michelle Pfeiffer"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Discussion, Education, Music, Comedy, Science, Culture, Society & Culture, Entertainment, Interview, Learning

4.6 • 51.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 September 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Fill the lighter with butane, it’s Michelle Pfeiffer. Honeywagon territory, mildewy screenplays, the trauma of stenography, and cutting Al’s finger. Welcome to the final episode [until next week]... of an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Oh, how's everybody today doing today?
0:04.9	I'm so good, Sean. How are you?
0:08.2	Are we actually doing this?
0:10.0	Are we talking, are we having a business meeting about when we're doing cold opens?
0:14.7	I think we're rolling.
0:15.9	We're literally rolling.
0:17.4	This is a cold open right now.
0:18.5	Okay, because we're not doing another show for another couple of weeks.
0:21.9	So, anyway, welcome to Smartless.
0:23.6	Here it comes.
0:24.8	Smartless.
0:25.2	Smartless. Smart.
0:39.0	Oh, wait, what's suss mean?
0:45.1	Any people in your...
0:46.9	That's one of the new ones that kids are saying, right?
0:50.5	Not new.
0:51.9	God, you're embarrassing yourself.
0:53.1	Riz is not new, right? That's a couple years old. Really, really bad. Is Flexy a new one? You guys? Flexy could be good. Like, what's flexing? Like, flexible? Yeah. And then what did I hear was, oh, zesty is gay. Is that right? Zesty. Oh, sure. I never heard that If something is zesty, Will? Have you heard the boys saying that? Sorry. Guys, I've got to keep up. We have to record soon. We're going to start the podcast. And I just want to make sure I've got my... Watching you and hearing you get old in front of me is just astounding.
1:28.9	You should have heard the sounds I made trying to get out of the bed this morning.
1:32.1	Super old.
1:33.9	Like, you got me going.
1:35.5	And like a rogue fart.
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