Geez, I hate people.

I hate people.

This is why they're the worst.

Are you ready for it?

All right. Hey. Hey there. How the hell are you? Fucking great. How the hell are you?

I'm just fucking great. Fantastic. I feel like this is the first one we've done where I don't have a glass of red or beer or rosé.

I should have been so productive. Well, because it's midday Saturday. Well,

mid-afternoon, really. I've been so productive. I like didn't even think about it. I know.

We should totally should have because I've been really productive too.

Parents at the Masters. I'm solo parenting. This kid's taking a nap. He could wake up any minute. Then I'm split. And that's what I'm worried about. I'm like, I'm eyeing my baby.

I know. I think Charlie's out for a while, but she's up. She's chilling. I know

she usually waits up around three. I'm scared. I'm subconscious going to make. So did I,

and then they were born in Ontario. Yeah. I've had a dude. Then we'll stop and just do it tonight

or something. Yeah. What's new? I mean, not much. I was working while they napped

and packing for the beach. And again, watching old Vanderpump rules. And I'm sorry,

wait, what season is this? The one with when Tom and Katie get married.

Oh, season five, I think.

Jax?

Jax is underrated with how hilarious he is the season.

I don't know.

He makes the triplets, Tom's triplets,

swear to God, they took showers.

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