Michelle Buteau–I Feel Funny
Toure Show
DCP Entertainment
4.8 • 880 Ratings
🗓️ 4 December 2020
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So. So when you go to a comedy club and start talking back to the comedian |
| 0:18.9 | expect all hell to break loose especially if someone like Michelle Bhutto is up on the stage |
| 0:25.0 | because these sort of people like Michelle love to see a heckler come in and |
| 0:31.2 | wreck their little workplace, wreck their rhythm, wreck their vibe, because |
| 0:37.0 | then you just became the show. |
| 0:41.0 | You ever bomb anymore? No, I think jokes don't do well, but I don't necessarily bomb because I feel like something shifts in stand up when you do it for long enough where |
| 1:00.0 | like you have to enjoy it right and you have to be in the moment be like that |
| 1:03.4 | should didn't work out but we can keep it moving or we'll work at it later and |
| 1:09.3 | you can't blame the audience like they're there to have fun they're paying to see you so |
| 1:15.1 | no I mean people have tried to come at me people try to heckle me and I I enjoy |
| 1:22.1 | a heck alert can I just because I have a heck alert. |
| 1:23.6 | Can I just, because I have the nicest husband, |
| 1:26.0 | we don't argue. |
| 1:27.4 | I can't get road rage anymore in a pandemic, |
| 1:30.3 | you know, and before, oh, I loved it with somebody will come at me because people don't expect me to have a sharp tongue or be mean because I have freckles and big tits but don't get it mad |
| 1:42.4 | What do you say to hecklers? |
| 1:45.0 | Whatever the fuck they need to hear. |
| 1:47.0 | I mean like there was this one mom and daughter from Indiana that sat in my, in the front row at my show at Caroline. |
| 1:53.7 | She had a boyfriend with her. They were like drunk swimming in their seats and I |
| 1:59.1 | just said, oh no, no one, I say look she gonna fall asleep on your dick tonight because she is drunk. |
| 2:04.4 | Go get him some fries, because they kept talking during my set. |
| 2:07.3 | Talking, talk, talking, and I'm 45 minutes in, I'm supposed to do 75. |
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