Michelle Buteau Doesn’t ‘Give a F*ck’

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🗓️ 29 September 2020

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Michelle Buteau says that stand-up “saved” her life after 9/11. Nearly 20 years later, she finally has her first hour-long special on Netflix. And the explosive ‘Welcome to Buteaupia’ is long overdue. In this episode, Michelle talks about taping the special just days before New York City shut down in March, the story behind her instant-classic “nobody wants to see yo dick” #MeToo bit, the “mind fuck” of playing a pregnant woman opposite Ali Wong in Netflix’s ‘Always Be My Maybe’ while at the same time struggling to become a mother herself and a lot more. Pre-order Michelle’s book ‘Survival of the Thickest’ on Amazon. Twitter: @MichelleButeau and @mattwilstein | Instagram: @michellebuteau and @lastlaughpod Highlights from this episode and others at The Daily Beast. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm always up before the birds and the kids.
0:02.9	Good thing Costa Express is always up too.
0:07.0	Early starts are easier with great coffee.
0:09.7	And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.
0:14.5	Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.
0:17.2	Oh, you legend.
0:19.6	Now that's a proper coffee.
0:21.3	Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.
0:25.1	Hmm.
0:26.3	Costa Express.
0:27.8	Quality coffee every time.
0:32.0	I'm going to let this week's comic introduce herself.
0:35.6	Let me tell you something.
0:36.5	I am a faller, okay?
0:38.3	I fall all the time. Look at my
0:41.4	body, okay? I have not seen my feet since the seventh grade.
0:46.6	These tits, it's like a fleshy IKEA shelf.
0:51.4	Truly, I cannot see
0:53.2	my feet. My whole body is shaped like a drumstick emoji.
0:58.5	You see this shit?
1:02.3	It's a drumstick emoji.
1:07.0	For real, she meaty on top, nubby on the bottom, fucking delicious.
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