Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos, Nick Vatterott and Amber Nelson
Couples Therapy
Naomi and Andy
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2018
⏱️ 50 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Open your hearts and loosen your butts. It's time for couples therapy. |
| 0:30.0 | Hey everyone, welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy and I'm Naomi. We are your intrepid hosts. |
| 0:42.8 | We are a couple. We are comedians. We are lovers. Naomi, how are you? You are the light of my life. You are my son and moon and stars. |
| 0:54.9 | You are number one on the call sheet of my heart. |
| 0:57.7 | That's like really like speaks to our journey right now. That is it's about industry and it's about love at the same time. |
| 1:05.7 | So I really appreciate that. Hey guys, so if you've never heard couples therapy before on the show, we take the best sets from our live show where we have |
| 1:14.9 | standups that are couples and best friends and siblings do sets together about their relationship and we bring them to you the listener. |
| 1:22.7 | How do you feel about that Naomi taking that stuff and delivering them right to the people's ears? |
| 1:28.4 | Not everyone can be in Los Angeles. Not everyone can be in New York. You got to get that sweet sweet comedy. |
| 1:34.8 | Yeah, we got to make everyone's days better because we all live in a nightmare and we got to have some respite. |
| 1:40.2 | Gotta have some respite from the nightmare. Gotta listen to some comedy to make your hearts feel a little smoother. |
| 1:46.7 | I love it. My heart's been feeling so lumpy. You're right. So it's much better than it's smooth now. |
| 1:51.6 | Hey, it'll lumpy heart. But before we bring you some of this sets from our live show, Naomi and I, we recently took a trip. |
| 2:01.2 | A lover's got a way as you call it Naomi. I do because it's really about reconnecting. |
| 2:05.4 | You know, it's about getting away from it all. All the emails, all the phone calls, all the chores and saying, |
| 2:11.1 | do I still like this person? You know what I mean? You've got to remind yourself. What was the answer at the end of our little trip? |
| 2:17.1 | It was yes. Okay. Good. We went to Palm Springs because we I find it really good deal on a hotel. |
| 2:23.8 | It was like 120. It was a nice hotel. No, I'm telling you that's a good deal. |
| 2:28.8 | But I was. Spotsers of couples there and be travels. But my thing was, I realized why it was a good deal |
| 2:35.4 | because it was 110 degrees up in Palm Springs. Y'all. Okay. And for those who have never seen me, |
| 2:42.2 | I'm a black woman with a relaxer. I'm living a chemical life up in here. So 110 degrees. |
| 2:48.3 | I can't make that worse. Yes. And I may be Jewish and my people may have come from the desert |
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