Miss Fit Toys

Hey hey hey everybody

My name is Doug and I love movies

I knew that was gonna be tight

There was even a little Jersey boys little to the end

We're coming to you once again

I don't know how many times you've been here now I'm sure somebody in the audience knows probably four or five

From the Helium Comedy Club and it's a you know what in Philadelphia Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania I say that's what I say and you know it's weird like normally you don't when you're visiting a town you'd like to have their finest weather

But there's something about for once like usually when I do a show on June 27th which I believe this is

2015 but usually a show on June 27th outdoors could be nice and warm and people are gonna want to hang out outside

But the fucking weather here right now is like not only raining but it's a little chilly

It's not a lot chilly like there's still dudes walking around with shorts on in the rain

But I still don't feel so bad about making you guys come into the basement for a show

Because you're not gonna be outside right now stupid weather

But I should mention that Helium like somebody tweeted me that it's too hot in here so if you could fix that that'd be great

And if you don't fix it we're just gonna continue anyway

Feels alright to me so far

Let me see your name tags Philly

I know you brought some good ones

No Courtney for old men

Reservoir David

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