Miss Fit toys.

Hey, hey, hey everybody. My name is Doug and I love movies.

You know what I don't love? Fucking donuts. I'll give these people a plug.

Bailers? Glad I pronounced that right. Don't want to make anybody mad.

Don't have to apologize like I'm Johnny Depp or something.

Oh shit, we're coming to you once again from Helium and Philadelphia.

Most comedy clubs you can just kind of glance around and see the name of the club.

But this one you really got to turn all the way around.

At least from where I'm sitting on the edge of the stage next to four guest chairs.

I got an amazing, amazing Philly crew here to have a gas.

It's Saturday, June 24th, 2017. And this, I think Philadelphia has a name tag making town.

So show me what you got.

Incredible.

Oh, I like a mountain vista or an ocean view. But from where I'm sitting right now, this is perfection.

So many name tags. Everybody in the front row has one. It's always funny when I do a show and people in the front row that went to that effort to be in the front row or just sitting there and I go,

I'm going to talk about each and every one of them. Horrible joshes that explains itself.

Unjakeable. That one's easy to grasp. What's this mission impossible?

Missing in Joshua.

Felt should set a flatch. I don't know what's going on there. Seems like a terrible nickname for a young lady.

What's your name?

Your last name is felt.

You're allowed to change it, right?

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