Oh, hello there. Hey, folks, I'm coming to you from a secret location. This is a fake background. It's made to look like I'm in just some kind of random bedroom someplace.

The reality is a bunker.

I'm a bunker deep underground.

I can hear Cheney snoring.

Dick Cheney lives down here.

He's never seen the light of day.

That's why he's so wan and so pale.

He's actually running the government. But we've known that since 2000, haven't we? All right, folks, we're living through a tough time right now. Very tough time. Yesterday, I was canceled on Twitter. Shut down only for 12 hours, which I should think, oh, that's so merciful of them. Why did they shut me down? I'll tell you in a minute.

I just want to preface everything today. I want to say, in a few minutes, we have former congresswoman

Michelle Bachman coming on. She was in the Capitol for a prayer event when all the kookiness

went down the other day. She's got a lot to say very

important. You'll see. You'll see. Also, I believe Kevin McCullough and John Smirak, we will have

them as well today. But I want to say from my point of view, we're living through the darkest times in my lifetime. But you'll notice that with a little

coffee and a little faith in the God of history, we can have joy and peace in our hearts. And I want to

say that to everybody. You can tell what the other side is really like in the

way they deal with you, when they try to demonize you and say that if you dare joke inappropriately,

if you did, I think, hey, ladies and gentlemen, we're in the United States of America. You think

you're going to tell me how to joke and what I can say? I don't

think so. But of course, they're operating out of a Marxist sensibility. They're unaware of it or

they will deny it, most of them. But that's exactly what they're doing. When you try to say to people,

hey, shut up, don't even talk, because even talking about what you honestly believe is to

incite violence, they're simply trying to shut you up. That is deeply anti-American. It goes

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