All right, at least I don't do crystal meth in the bathroom all night long.

That's my opinion!

You will never emotionally fulfill you.

Because I don't want to be a part of it.

Go to sleep!

Close your legs to marry me in trash bops.

I'll tell you how I'm doing. Not well, bitch. Who's going to check me, boo? What's up, everybody? Welcome to Morally Corrupt. I'm Rachel Lindsay. She's Chelsea Stark Jones. Let's get into it all. Well, first off, how was your weekend? It was good. Like, you know. Mave, Mave, Mave. Yeah, I was going to post on, like, Friday, like TGIF, but then it's like, I have a 24-7 job on Saturday and Sunday with this baby. So I don't know what TJF is anymore. Well, you don't have to come into the studio. I guess not. That's something. You don't have to put on clothes and be presentable. It means something. Yeah, no. I just... Everybody's TGIF looks different. A little different. But no, it was fun. We went to this, like, pizza festival in downtown. Chelsea! Chelsea, you act like you were in bed all Friday. I'm just tired. You're tired. But no, it was fun. We like, yeah, what else do we do? Not much. Yeah, the pizza festival is a highlight. Yeah, despite being tired, you got out, you did something fun. We've had some pizza crust. She loved it. Whoa, she eats pizza. She eats solids. She does eat solids.

That's fun.

Okay.

And messy.

But it's fun.

It's like, oh, what she like? What she don't like? How many months? She's going to be eight months. Wow. Gosh, I keep wanting to make her just because you, you know, you took time off. So in my mind, it's almost like she was born when you came back.

So in my mind, she's like three months.

Just to let you know where I am with things. That's so I was like, wow, three months solids. Look at her. Eight months solids. Two meals a day. Well, I had a different, I had a different weekend. We, the birthday festivities continued. It looked like a blast. Every year I'm like,

I'm just, I'm just tired. I'm not going to do anything. I actually really mean this next year. I want to be like taken away for, but I don't, every year. You do like a staycation. Yeah, but I don't want to plan anything. Every year, it's like, what do you want to do? And I've been like this for years. I feel like my entire 30s, it's like, what do you want to do for your birthday? And I'm like,

I just want to be. Yeah. I feel like my entire 30s. It's like, what do you want to do for your birthday? And I'm like,

I just want to be. I don't want to make any decisions. I don't want to do. And that never happens. Even now granted, I threw a joint birthday party with Kalika and my friend Molly, because all of our birthdays are right next to each other.

And it was fun.

And it was fun.

And it was like, what can we do that's different that, you know, you don't have to worry about driving or anything.

So we got a party bus, good old-fashioned party bus, so much fun.

It started out with just girls.

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