Oh, hello.

Alvin, I'm in Dallas.

I'm in a hotel room. Just got out of the shower. There's a car waiting for me downstairs. But are we on right now? I don't know. I'm trying to figure out who's Albin. Is it me or is it this guy?

Hey, come on. Take another show. First of all, let me introduce the show so that people know what to expect. First of all, in hour one, we have my friend, Pastor Michael Yousef. In hour two, what do we have, Albin? We have Federer, William Federer. There's nobody better than William Federer. He's a facts robot.

He just spits out. I've never seen anything like it. It's amazing. That's an hour two. But an hour

one, we have Pastor Michael Youssef talking about his new book. And he's been in the news lately.

And by the way, people are going to get confused. Albin, you're sitting next to someone who looks so much like you, they could be your twin. Is it in fact your twin?

Yeah, but we are breaking COVID rules just for this radio show. We are within like two feet of half a foot from each other.

I'm getting confused just for the audience because I want people to be tracking. How many twins do you have? I got just this one and I brought him down here to Kitty Hawk. And by the way, we thought... I'm just supposed to be two. Whenever you say twin, it's just it really means two, doesn't it? I think a twin... I'll get my Funk and Wagonol. Yeah. Yeah. No, but you know, you only have one twin. I've just

never heard of that in my life. Twins always come in pairs. Well, let me say this. And now,

Albans twin, you're Tony or do you go by Anthony? I go by Tony. You go by Tony. Except my professional name is Anthony, Jay. Why does Albin call you Anthony, to shame you, to say you're still the child that I remember you as? No, no. When we were growing up, he was aunt and I was ab. So it's ab and aunt. That's it. Have an aunt? That's the best you could do. Well, listen, I'm sure we've just lost a lot of our audience already because people are listening on the radio and they're thinking, you know what? If I can't see the twin, it's really not that fascinating. But you guys do sound alike as well. Anthony, Tony, would you talk a you talk a little bit, pretend to, you know,

pretend to be Albin? Yes, I'm talking just like Albin. This is how I normally talk, and I think

it sounds just like Elbin. Thank you. You kind of like the mature version of Albin. It's very

interesting. Are you the older twin? No, no, Albin is the older twin. That would be me. That's so interesting. You know, you guys, have you ever watched The Shining where they have the twins in the hallway? Yeah, well, James was just saying that. He said we look like the little girls from the shining. But James, our engineer who's so smart. He's a young guy. He's a very young guy, but he's very smart. But here's what he doesn't know. He doesn't know what Kubrick based that scene on.

Those twins are based on a Diane Arbus photograph. Diane Arbus is the photographer's sister

of the poet Howard Nemerov, not that

anybody cares. But her photographs were really famous, and the Diane Arbus photo of twins is what

what Kubrick, Stanley Kubrick based that on. No one cares. So let's talk about something more important.

Can I just quickly say that in 40 years, the Benham brothers are going to look like us. So they

better go. The Benham brothers, let me tell you something about those guys. They're not who they

claim to be. That's all I'll say. We're going to get them on this show and I'm going to grill them. It's going to be like a 60 minutes. They're going to be sweating because I'm going to prove that one of them is redundant. And now you guys, neither of you is redundant. Or I should say both of you, I would argue, are redundant. But let's move on because we're getting silly here. We're going to have a

great interview with Michael Yousef. He's really someone I love and I preach in his church a number of

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