Michael Yo Almost Died in Front of His Parents

Worst Firsts with Brittany Furlan

Brittany Furlan & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 February 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and host of the "Michael Yo Show" podcast Michael Yo joins Brittany this week to relive his near-death experience, the time he flipped his truck in front of his parent's restaurant. Plus, Michael tells Brittany about his worst date with a woman who had apparently never used silverware before and Brittany talks about celebrities who have never heard of shoes before. Check out Brittany's episode of Michael Yo's podcast! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are we live?
0:02.0	We live? We are live.
0:05.0	Are we live?
0:07.0	Just give me a...
0:11.0	Oh, I got a thumbs up.
0:12.0	Oh my God!
0:13.0	We are live!
0:15.0	Okay, okay, okay.
0:18.0	I got all my sisters from me.
0:20.0	And me, and me, and me.
0:22.0	Okay, but we need to start out with Michael telling me that I have crazy eyes.
0:27.0	You do have crazy eyes.
0:28.0	Yeah.
0:29.0	Like when you talk, your eyes, yes, like that.
0:32.0	That's scary. I can't help it. it looks like you're white awake all the time like
0:35.9	Charles Manson eyes yeah I'm half Asian so I can't do them that big but like that's
0:40.8	that's about as wide as I can get but you I mean it's ridiculous because I'm a fucking
0:46.4	Psych yeah yeah I am I say I am a crazy person you know if you if it came out like years from now 30 years now that you killed like five people I would not be surprised like literally you're probably keeping these secrets inside of you right now.
1:00.5	I'd be like the hottest serial killer ever though. They'd be like
1:02.9	damn she kind of fine though. Well you'll know how you got the men until where you wanted to go.
1:07.4	And then like give me your fucking dicks I'll eat them for breakfast.
1:10.1	Oh wow like that okay.
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