Michael Turner
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Craig and Michael talk "conspiracies," baseball, and getting in fights on stage.
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Send your poop stories, party stories, or prank stories to communityservicepod@gmail.com or DM communityservicepod on IG!
(Audio submissions welcome)
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Craig's Holistic Doctors:
Dr. Jay - https://www.instagram.com/100yearsjay/
PBC Health - https://www.instagram.com/pbchealthwellness/
Healing/Hustling Links:
Louise Hay - https://youtu.be/lz16YqpWkz4
Wayne Dyer - https://youtu.be/44ImQV46lF4
Change Your Thoughts, Change Your Life - https://youtube.com/watch?v=14JxE7i0EPc
Louise Hay Sleep Meditation - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz8bHR4o7E0
Emmet Fox - Prayer Is Not A Way Of Asking, But Of Receiving - https://youtu.be/Tf4yVNtMOgw?si=fQGIg-SGgbF8nBuS
Robert Kiyosaki - Liabilities to Assets - https://youtube.com/watch?v=A8vD_XO0vUU
Craig's favorite healers:
Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks)
Joe Dispenza
Bruce Lipton
Dr. Sebi
Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge:
Dr. Delbert Blair
Dolores Cannon
Santos Bonnaci
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Stop! |
| 0:03.0 | Oh shit! |
| 0:04.0 | How do they do the kids? |
| 0:05.0 | I'm on the road again. |
| 0:06.0 | Where are we at the road again. Where are we at next? What's up? |
| 0:26.1 | Whoopsie Daisy tour continue. Please like review, like subscribe. I already said like twice. I'm on it. |
| 0:32.6 | Follow my community service Instagram account. We're blowing up. Hey, where am I at? Denver, Miami, Fort Worth, Greenville, San Francisco, Ontario, California, |
| 0:42.3 | Charlotte, Oxnard, Tampi, Pasadena, Bakersfield, Calgary, |
| 0:48.3 | Alberta, Canada, Richmond, Virginia, Austin, Texas, Raleigh, |
| 0:52.3 | North Carolina, Houston, Albuquerque, St. Louis, Salt Lake City, Portland, Philadelphia, Las Vegas, Seattle. Adding more always. |
| 1:01.2 | And I'm always at, I'm Los Angeles base, if you don't know. L.A. baby. Where's that? And I'm always at the |
| 1:07.6 | Comedy Store and the Hollywood Improv and sometimes Laugh Factory. But I'm at the comedy store the the Hollywood improv and sometimes Laugh Factory, |
| 1:11.0 | but I'm at the comedy store the most on Sunset Boulevard. Check out their shit. And now, |
| 1:16.5 | send in your party stories, send in your poop stories. Send them the community service |
| 1:21.5 | Gmail. Send them the community service Instagram account. Do not send them to me. I get 300 DMs a day. I cannot go through them. But my man, Christopher Lund, on the ones and twos, we'll get them. And he'll send out stories, respond to that shit. And much love to you. I love you all. Today's guest is Michael Turner. Super funny motherfucker. A1 from day one. Check them out on the |
| 1:45.8 | road. Check out a special. We talk very lovely about 9-11 and you know it's good stuff. |
| 1:55.2 | I don't trust the people at the top and trust your neighbors more than them whoa i don't know okay i love you just watch |
| 2:04.6 | this show man thank you you know what i'm saying yeah well that start let's start like that |
| 2:10.6 | you know what i'm saying you're right here do you do these yeah hell yeah Hell yeah. I got headphones. |
| 2:18.3 | I paid $100 for these. |
| 2:21.3 | We gotta use them. |
| 2:23.3 | You smoke dope? |
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