Michael Turner
Community Service with Craig Conant
Craig Conant
4.9 • 795 Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
Craig and Michael talk about the devil, the Vatican, and Prince.
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Healing affirmations:
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Craig's favorite healers:
Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks)
Joe Dispenza
Bruce Lipton
Dr. Sebi
Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge:
Dr. Delbert Blair
Dolores Cannon
Santos Bonnaci
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You know what? |
| 0:12.0 | Get back here! |
| 0:15.0 | Get back here. |
| 0:17.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 0:21.7 | You talk to the crab cakes, and you're like, you're telling me every reason how it's hard to make it. |
| 0:26.0 | What about the one loophole on how to make it? |
| 0:29.8 | Are we rolling? |
| 0:30.4 | Maybe we'll insert there. |
| 0:31.7 | All right, yeah. |
| 0:32.0 | Okay. |
| 0:32.4 | Ah, shit. |
| 0:33.1 | That's not how I wanted this bit to go, though. |
| 0:36.2 | Hey, hey, everybody, welcome to Craig's podcast. |
| 0:40.3 | I fucked it up already. |
| 0:42.8 | Community service. |
| 0:44.2 | I'm pulling out my tour dates. |
| 0:45.9 | You try to multitask when you've been dropped yourself on your own head so many times. |
| 0:51.7 | Where are we at? |
| 0:52.4 | We're at. |
| 0:55.5 | Batavia, Illinois. |
| 0:56.5 | That's right. |
| 0:57.3 | September 6th. |
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