Michael Turner

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Michael talk about the devil, the Vatican, and Prince. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com/shows/ Follow Michael! IG - https://www.instagram.com/turnercomedy/ LinkTree - https://linktr.ee/Turnercomedy YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelTurnerComedy TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@turnercomedy/ Follow Craig! TikTok - https://tiktok.com/@craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Komi - https://craigconant.komi.io/ Small Business Plugs: Need a natural, holistic facial or some Ayurvedic healing? Contact Cynthia at Ritual Skin and Soul: https://instagram.com/livecynplyayurveda/ https://instagram.com/ritualskinandsoul/ Donny Honcho's Healthy Pet Products - https://linktr.ee/localdogdaddy Swank Hank's Handmade EDC - https://swankhanks.com/ Glitch Pudding, Acrylic Artist - https://instagram.com/glitchpudding/ Healing affirmations: Louise Hay - https://youtu.be/lz16YqpWkz4 Wayne Dyer - https://youtu.be/44ImQV46lF4 Craig's favorite healers: Esther Hicks (AKA Abraham Hicks) Joe Dispenza Bruce Lipton Dr. Sebi Also shout out to these light workers giving out that lost knowledge: Dr. Delbert Blair Dolores Cannon Santos Bonnaci

Transcript

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0:00.0	You know what?
0:12.0	Get back here!
0:15.0	Get back here.
0:17.0	You know what I mean?
0:21.7	You talk to the crab cakes, and you're like, you're telling me every reason how it's hard to make it.
0:26.0	What about the one loophole on how to make it?
0:29.8	Are we rolling?
0:30.4	Maybe we'll insert there.
0:31.7	All right, yeah.
0:32.0	Okay.
0:32.4	Ah, shit.
0:33.1	That's not how I wanted this bit to go, though.
0:36.2	Hey, hey, everybody, welcome to Craig's podcast.
0:40.3	I fucked it up already.
0:42.8	Community service.
0:44.2	I'm pulling out my tour dates.
0:45.9	You try to multitask when you've been dropped yourself on your own head so many times.
0:51.7	Where are we at?
0:52.4	We're at.
0:55.5	Batavia, Illinois.
0:56.5	That's right.
0:57.3	September 6th.
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