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What did you baby borrow without permission? 206, 803 rock. Hello, Michael. Welcome to the

bedroom. Ola! So, here's the deal. Hello, Michael. Welcome to the men's room. Ola!

Ola! So, here's the deal. So I graduate college, and my first job is managing a deli in the airport.

So, what did you take in college? Right. See, that point. So political science, my mom banged

on me when I was complaining that I couldn't find a job. And she was like, you dummy, you shouldn't have took political science. I'm like, why I hated school my whole life. Here you go. So I'm managing this. I'm managing this deli. So it was like it was two spots. It was a deli and then it was also a restaurant. All right. And the manager, oh my, I hated him and he hated me. Right. So he's always taking digs at me constantly, constantly. And he's, you know, like the southern, you know, Baptist type of guy and is always talking about church. And I'm like, dude, what is up with this guy in church? And he's like, you know, you're a sinner, and, you know, you go to those places where the naked women are and da-da-da-da-da-da-and-send. I'm like, dude, what is up with this guy in church? And he's like, you know, you're a sinner, and, you know, you go to those places where the naked women are and da-da-da-da-da-and-and-send. I'm like, whoa, I'm like, you know, you need to calm down. But wait, was he right? Of course he was. Okay. Of course he was. And so I'm like, you know, look, I'm an upstanding citizen. I graduated from college.

You know, I'm working upstanding citizen I graduated from college

you know I'm working a job plan I'm paying my taxes the whole thing right so this guy's like

constantly digging at me so he tells me uh I'm gonna leave you this book so look for it in the safe

I'm like a book I'm like wait so he leaves me a religious book and so as you guys know super red line he crossed so I call my dad and I'm like, a book. I'm like, what do you? So he leaves me a religious book. And so, as you guys know, super red line he crossed.

So I call my dad, and I'm like, look, man, the manager's totally messing with me. And he leaves me this book. And he's like, what's a book on? Like, religion? He's like, he left you a religious book? Like a Bible? And I'm like, no. Something like I think he's trying to convert me.

Ted's like, take the book and make sure you photocopy and document everything that you got that's going on in that place.

And that's it.

He hangs up. I'm like, okay, great. So the other, like, I guess the supervisor, he was a dummy, like a big guy, right? So he's constantly leaving his keys and he's always shorting the safe let me like constantly

shorting the safe and so you know we had this log where you had to write with the daily with the

daily transaction was and it was signed off by the but the you know the big a hole so i'm like

looking and it's a stack of these things i'm like like, man, let's photocopy these, right?

Photocopy everything.

Boom.

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