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Pardon My Take

Michael Strahan, David Arquette, And The Lakers Are Dead (After 1 Game)

Pardon My Take

Barstool Sports

Sports, Football

4.882.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 August 2020

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Laker Dan is down as we recap the first 2 days of the NBA playoffs with both 8 seeds shocking the 1 seeds on Tuesday (2:01 - 10:51). Hockey playoffs and hot seat/cool throne talking about baseball unwritten rules and Joe Judge becoming the new Football Guy on the block (10:51 - 35:31). Michael Strahan joins the show to talk about his career, being America's sweetheart, paying Brett Favre for the sack record and more (35:31 - 78:35). David Arquette joins the show to talk about acting, his doll collection, and his new documentary about his return to wrestling (78:35 - 100:41). Guys on Chicks.


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0:00.0

Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have Michael Strahan and David Arquette, too, for... We also have the start of the NBA playoffs, both. One seeds lost today. Damn! The playoffs are often running. running we had all favorites on Monday and then huge upsets on Tuesday We have some baseball unwritten rules guys on chicks packed Wednesday show Pardon my take is brought to you by the cash app. Not only the easiest place send money to your friends. It's the safest Go check out out the cash app right now. Billy football, our Billy football, our belly football, got $500 free today. Just for tweeting at the cash app. Download cash app, tweet the cash app. It's not just me. My buddies did it. They got money too. Whoa. Everyone is. That's like six frogs worth of money right now. Exactly. So download the cash app your cash tag tweeted a cash app Go on their Instagram follow them on Twitch just download the cash app and link your bank account and also download the cash app and get $10 free right now with code barstore We're giving away money left and right code barstore. You get $10 for free. $10 goes to ASP C.A. So it helps out as. Download the cash app from the App Store Google Play Store.

1:26.4

Today we love you cash app. Thank you so much. Okay, let's go. Now in the streets there is violence And then I laugh so hard Where can we stand? No, please, the hand I low-wash in And then I can't live all on your side Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down too E-le, shake I value And then we're thinking higher Oh, we're gonna rock it down too E-le, shake I value It's part of my take, the ZX-5 BOSS I

2:15.4

Welcome to part of my take is one by the cash. I'm going to download it right now use code parser You get $10 for free $10 to a fpca

2:18.6

Today is Wednesday, August 19th and

2:23.1

The Lakers are dead Laker Dan is down.

2:26.4

Well, no, I'd say Laker Dan actually worked his magic. Yeah, no, he actually worked it perfectly. What are you doing, Hank? Let's try and make like a bog sound, blaze up. Blaze up, that's right. There you go. Me and Hank and Charles Barkley are high on the blazers right now. And I mean, they're fun teams to watch. Why don't why do you hate fun big cat? I okay want to rehash on on Monday

2:46.7

I don't hate fun whatsoever Damian lila is so much fucking fun to watch what i've said from the start is uh... the blazer's are going to win this series and they're not going to win this series that is the worst shooting team i've ever seen though the lakeers key uh... the lakeers are i don't even know if they practice shooting They were so fucking bad here's your bed Lebron was doing this thing that he does every now and again where he could take the ball to the hole anytime that he wanted and he was just settling for a lot of really bad three so he's like scared of his own power I wasn't even on Lebron though because they just everyone shot bad they shot 15% from three which is like an insanely low number for an NBA team. Danny Green, you stink. I don't know, everyone stinks.

3:29.4

Dwight Howard looks weird LeBron just passed at the AD in the in the clutch at the end of the games Doesn't want anymore truly is the wash can yeah their offense is broken It was funny before we sat down to tape this Hank was talking about how like he is he's rooting so hard against LeBron He roots harder against LeBron than he does for the teams that he likes and Big Cat was like you're

3:48.4

going to burn yourself out early. Yeah, I think there is some truth there. No, they're not going to we're going to need you. We're going to need full Hank hate in the tank for the next series and the series after that if they can somehow survive the gentleman sweep coming away from the blazers i am i am i do want the blakers to lose very badly

4:04.6

um but i just don't think they're gonna lose this series

4:07.9

how about that so So I'm not gonna get my hopes up for this series, for LeBron to lose this series, because I just don't believe that's gonna happen. Carmelo will just have no respect for the bubble MVP. I do have respect for the bubble MVP. I have respect for the bubble MVP. I think Damien Lillard is so much fucking fun to watch. I just, I'm not gonna get my hopes up for a series

4:29.1

that I don't think the ble- You know, I have a great respect for the bubble MVP. I think Damien Lillard is so much fucking fun to watch

4:25.1

I just I'm not gonna get my hopes up for a series that I don't think the blazers are gonna win

4:30.4

And I don't know if you guys have noticed this but you know that theory where if you like buy a red car all of a sudden

4:35.3

You notice all the red cars that there are on the road and you're like wow everyone's got one of these every time

4:39.4

CJ gets the ball he goes between, between big cross, big cross, step back to freedom blast their face off.

4:45.5

Yes, he does.

4:46.8

It's his thing.

4:47.8

It's his thing.

4:48.8

It's his thing.

4:49.8

It's his thing.

4:50.8

It's his thing.

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