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🗓️ 4 December 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Think about cheese. |
| 0:02.1 | Make your thoughts cheesier. |
| 0:04.2 | Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, |
| 0:06.3 | Chipotle sauce and Amadea cheese melt. |
| 0:08.3 | And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. |
| 0:12.0 | Did we mention it's cheesy? |
| 0:13.9 | Cheese. |
| 0:15.8 | Availments at the 4th of Jan, 226 from 11am. |
| 0:18.1 | Price and participation may vary. |
| 0:19.2 | Subjects availability. |
| 0:24.6 | Oh! of Jan 2026 from 11 a.m. Present participation may vary. Subjects availability. You're very kind, everybody. |
| 0:26.2 | We've got a lot of show for you tonight. |
| 0:27.6 | Welcome to The Late Show. |
| 0:28.4 | I'm your host, Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:31.6 | Is that nice? |
| 0:33.9 | Everybody, everybody feeling good tonight? |
| 0:36.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:38.2 | Not for long, because a highly contagious winter vomiting disease |
| 0:43.6 | is surging across the country. |
| 0:46.3 | Now, it's hard, you know, hard for me to tell if I'm going to catch it |
| 0:49.8 | because I watch the news for a living and I vomit all year round. |
| 0:55.2 | Technically, technically winter vomiting disease is a neurovirus that causes extreme vomiting. |
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