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Michael’s Fitness Secret EXPOSED - #391

Off Topic

Rooster Teeth

Comedy, Video Games, Leisure

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

Join the crew of Off Topic as they talk about Michael’s fitness secrets, getting stung by jellyfish, plumbers crack, drawing being overrated, and more! This episode is sponsored by Shady Rays & RTX Austin! -Go to http://shadyrays.com to get up to 50% off single pairs of sunglasses. -Go to http://rtxaustin.com to buy your badge! #Fitness #RTX #Kpop Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Well, welcome to the show, Beautiful Intro. Just like always, right guys?

0:18.8

Right now, don't worry about that.

0:21.0

Hi, I'm your host, Michael. Also hosting me, this episode is Armando,

0:27.2

Jaron and Joe. Yeah. We're all here. I'm Joe and this is our host.

0:33.7

Michael, I already introduced you. Oh, this is our host, Michael. Thank you, Joe.

0:37.4

Somebody putting a gun to your guys' heads? Why are you guys talking about me?

0:40.8

Michael, yeah. Oh, I see it now. I am so glad to be here on the off-topic podcast.

0:48.4

You came all the way from RTP. How far is that now? It's a day. A day. A day?

0:54.8

I mean, physically physically. Like, there's wars over there.

0:57.9

Oh, there's a tape. Oh, right. It literally says RDB. I pick it up and show you,

1:03.9

but they freak out if I pick it up because it's there for a reason.

1:08.4

Yeah, it takes a day's travel, half on foot, the other half is, I'll pack up.

1:12.6

There it is. I'll pack up. Yeah, I'll pack up.

1:14.5

Show the tape for one second. Go ahead and pause that.

1:18.5

We're not going to show it again. Yeah, you got to be right.

1:21.2

You watch it. This old. That was quick.

1:25.8

I was like, when back in the day, when you had pay-per-view, and you'd see it for a second,

1:31.2

where you'd catch a boob through the static.

1:33.2

Oh, yeah. I saw it. The lines, they went flat for a second.

1:38.0

You guys get to discover Skinimax. Like, how would I call it? Like,

1:43.0

naturally in the wild? No. What is that? Flip it through a channel,

1:46.8

then come across it. And then you see like boobs, and you're like,

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