You're not going to believe this, but it turns out that there are people out there who don't like me.

Me! Lovable me! I know! I know it perplexed me too.

So there are a lot of TikToks, apparently, criticizing and insulting and attacking me.

The producers have assembled them, and I will now see them.

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First, let's get into it.

The internet is full of treasures, including this photo of right-wing extremist Michael Knowles,

who just got on stage at CPAC and said that transgender people should be eradicated.

It was here for my lawyer.

Posing with a drag queen on his own Twitter account.

Put a pause there.

I love this. I love when the lips bring up this picture that I took with a drag queen by the name of Lady Maga.

Get it, like Lady Maga, Lady Gaga.

Ah!

On the one hand, the lips are saying that I am a genocidal maniac who wants to kill every single transvestite that I ever see.

And then on the other hand, they think that they're Sherlock Holmes,

that they've discovered that on my own Twitter account,

I once posted a photo smiling with this prominent transvestite named Lady Maga at Politicon a few years ago

at this political conference where all sorts of people on the left and the right come out.

There's that one, that Lady Maga who escaped my genocidal grasp.

Wouldn't you say if that photo is out there, wouldn't you say,

oh, huh, maybe Michael's not a genocidal maniac.

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