Michael Rapaport

Anna Faris Is Unqualified

Anna Faris

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🗓️ 19 January 2016

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Michael Rapaport is not only an incredibly talented and respected actor...he's also adorably insane! Listen in as Anna and Michael go "toe-to toe" in their first meeting and discuss how Wikipedia pages can negatively affect lives, why women who know how to dive into swimming pools are sexier and how reality TV is similar to the UFC. In a hilarious exchange, Anna also refuses to let Michael live down the STD he may or may not have contracted back in high school! You'll also hear them role-play a bar "pick-up" scene and share a crazy story about a woman Michael dated who slept with two very high profile athletes from the same team. (You'll have to listen to find out who!) The gang also helps callers dealing with threesome etiquette and "bro-code."

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0:00.0	.
0:02.5	RHES d i
0:06.0	s
0:10.2	She's a qualified, a qualified, a qualified, a qualified...
0:33.8	I never know how to start these things.
0:36.8	Just start.
0:37.8	Like, what do you mean?
0:38.8	just be like yo okay will you do it for me? yes this is honor Ferris you
0:47.7	what's your name? honor my parents did this to me they spelled it like Anna but
0:52.4	then I have to be honest my propensity is going to be to call you Anna please do
0:58.3	how do you get called that more than? yes so this is the Anna Ferris is Anna
1:06.4	qualified Anna qualified podcasts take over with Michael you could call me
1:14.2	Michael rapper port and Anna Ferris Anna Ferris and no but you know all the
1:21.7	tricks Anna you know all the tricks of the trade like you're like like can we
1:26.3	curse on this? fuck yeah alright so you're like you're like a veteran you know
1:30.6	cold openings hot openings all sorts of openings you just jump into the
1:34.9	I guess you do you have to it's like you know how you're looking at a cold pool
1:38.6	yes and it's like man do I just do I just like dip the toe or do I just drink
1:46.0	a pound of beer shock gonna beer and just jump right into the deep end well
1:51.0	right now we're in we're in you shoved me in I pushed you in I pushed you in a
1:57.1	gentle way and you're not you're not that big so I think if I push you like you're
2:01.1	gonna go like in the fucking pool yeah but you know I can't swim are you serious
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