Michael Owen’s dossier of shame
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 April 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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Summary
Jules, Luke and Pete are here to survey the respective car-crashes that were Man United’s trip to the Emirates and Jules’ Saturday night appearance on Pointless!
We kick off with the Merseyside derby as Everton sink deeper into the quagmire while Burnley and Mike Jackson moonwalk all over it. Elsewhere, Paul Scholes lands Jesse Lingard in bother, Jorginho takes one of the worst penalties in Premier League history, and things take a turn on Planet Mark McGhee!
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