Michael Malloy aka Mike the Durable

Lil Stinkers

Mike Rainey

True Crime, Comedy

4.8 • 576 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This one's straight out of a movie. Rainey tells the tale of the original Iron Mike, a drunk so annoying you just gotta take out a life insurance policy and try to kill him with your boys. If only it was that easy smdh.

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0:31.0	There's so much fucked-up shit to get into. Welcome back to Little Stinkers, baby. I'm Michael Flippin' Rani. Here with my homeboy Caldangela. Hey, Ping Chip. How are you, buddy? Good. How are you? You look beautiful. Jacob Furma Matera. Bing bong. You're looking ravishing. Oh, baby. You as well, my friend. Thank you, buddy. We're all looking good. Jerked off eight times.
1:12.5	You got the glow about you. I know.
1:12.9	I feel it, man.
1:13.6	Dude, something happens to me. It happens to every guy when you get inside the hotel room. Yeah. And you just go ballistic. Come a deviant. Yep. So you've got to be tired. You got to be pooped. No, I got a lot of pep in my step.
1:25.3	I did that.
1:26.9	Had a hoagie.
1:28.1	I had breakfast with my old load shark.
1:31.2	Woo. Pooped. No, I got a lot of pep in my step. I did that. Had a hoagie.
1:28.1	I had breakfast with my old load shark. Ooh. He's doing well. Still on the payment plan? Yeah. Oh, thank God. I kept up the check. Yeah. No, I did. You're sweet guy. You still on him anything? No. No, free and clear, baby. What would you uh, what would you, how much money would you have thrown down on a game back in the day? No, not games. Like, usually I would hit them up to go away to Disney. Oh, whoa. Yeah, it was insane and I am not well. I mean, that is a very antiquated thing to do, right? It is, yeah. An actual human bank.
2:01.7	Dude, I was telling Jake about it when I got here.
2:03.7	When I first met him, it was like 2013, and I needed $500 extra to go to Disney.
2:12.9	And the bank said no.
2:14.2	Yeah.
2:14.7	Yeah, it was like, there was no shot of getting any kind of a loan for
2:18.1	anything it was just like my credit was bad and it was like i had documentable income but it's like it's just insane how hard it can be to get money yeah and i met him in a right aid parking lot he got in my car and he was like unsure if i was a cop or not he's like if you're he's like if you're He's like, if you're law enforcement, you have to tell me.
2:34.7	I was like, I swear I'm not a cop.
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