Good afternoon, Michael Malice here. Let that be welcome for the next hour. I am ecstatic to be filling in for the great Will Kane today on Will Kane Country. We have a couple of great guests coming up, Joe Mackie, who is one of the best comedians out there, writes for Gutfeld, and Danny Polchuk, who is the co-host of the Boyscast podcast, as well as host of low-value male and the bathhouse.

I want to shoot to the producers, Dan and Patrick.

How have you been going this week since Will's been away?

Welcome, man. Good to have you.

It's been interesting, you know?

Thank you.

Philan hosts are...

That's...

I've been doing a great job we got aaron berg in

it was fantastic oh yeah yeah interesting's always a euphemism yeah i know i call myself saying it in

my head i'm like you know what probably she's a better uh better word it's just a wet dream for me

it's like you get the book whoever you want and i'm I'm like, well, I want Aaron Berg, I want Tom Shaloo, I want Tim Young, and I want to end it with a cherry on top, you know?

Yeah.

Well, I may I said that wrong.

Yeah, I think you said that wrong.

I think I said that wrong.

I mean a dream, just a dream, regular dream. Yeah,

Patrick, your wet dreams about Tom Shaloo, I think, would be appropriate maybe for a nighttime show.

And I think you might be the first person in history to have made that claim. I'm glad we're

off to such a wonderful start. I'm excited to speak to you guys here from

lovely Dallas. I now reside in Austin. And we're going to head over to Danny, who is in

Scenic New York, to discuss the debacle that is happening in my former hometown. Danny, are you there?

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