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Worst Firsts with Brittany Furlan

Michael Lenoci Slid Into His Ex's DMs

Worst Firsts with Brittany Furlan

Brittany Furlan & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and host of "The Takeover with Michael Lenoci" podcast Michael Lenoci joins Brittany to catch up, bum her out with the story of putting his dog down, and his troubles with dating, let alone during a lockdown. Michael also recounts the time that he tried over and over again to hook up with his college sweetheart, only to be rejected multiple times. Follow Brittany on YouTube: @BrittanyFurlan Follow Brittany on Facebook: @BrittanyFurlan Follow Brittany on IG: @BrittanyFurlan Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're what, you're sick? Oh, great. I was...

0:02.0

You're what? You're sick? Oh, great. I was... God, Michael Lamoche here, everybody. I was here, everybody. I was here,

0:12.0

everybody. I was here to give me the rona we're not wearing mask

0:15.6

You know he got out of his car. He's like do I need gloves and I was like no it's okay and then he's like yeah I think I had it by the

0:20.4

No, I was she we did a test she has a doctor downstairs and I do they give

0:25.4

test so he got the antibody test before he walked in yeah so it's I was actually

0:29.8

tested like a month ago you were for CO COVID? Yeah. What did they do? It was I went

0:35.0

through one of those drive-throws. And they stuck the thing to the back of your head?

0:38.1

I did it. It was the one you did yourself, which I know people are like that's not

0:41.7

legit but like I was good at it like I've how do you do it yourself you spitting something it says you you cough and then you swab your left cheek right cheek and then but I even did extra I like shoved it down there you sucked it stick you're all yeah yeah oh my god and then you bend it and then you put it in this

0:58.6

vial and then they test it put it in like seven bags and then you pull up and the guys in a whole

1:04.5

plasma suit yeah it looks like he's like treating you like you're an alien oh my god he's like

1:10.3

only crack it and then throw it in the trash.

1:13.1

I swear to God, I throw it in the wind just at that moment,

1:17.2

went, and like this.

1:18.9

And I go, you want me to open the door.

1:20.4

He goes, don't open your door.

1:21.4

I go, okay, and then he picked it up and went like this he's wearing gloves and shit like he was like like it was just like all right bro touching it like it's fucking a fire like he's like this is what at first like this going so I guess like they didn't know but he put it in and then like a week later I got it you know you get the results and I the only reason I did it at the time people were like why'd you get tested there's not enough I was like because someone I know got it really you knew someone personally I know a couple comedians I got it

1:50.7

Really yeah so I was like and I was like I was with that guy we did a show I'm all moving back further

1:56.3

in my chair I'm like so tell me what about those people I we did a show and then so I was

2:01.6

like well if he got it I I mean, I dropped him off.

2:04.0

So, but then I was like, I wasn't ever, the last time I was sick though, because now they think it's been here for a while.

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