Michael Kosta Covers Trump's Accusal of Biden Drug Use Ahead of Debate | Paul W. Downs

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🗓️ 25 June 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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With Biden and Trump set to face-off in their first presidential debate of 2024, Michael Kosta is taking a look at each candidate’s preparation. While Joe Biden is practicing being insulted at mock debates, Trump is lowering expectations, accusing Biden of doping, and making up some new words, like “refuttal.” Desi Lydic and Troy Iwata weigh in with a debate over the best type of debate prep. And, with a quarter million dollar investment from his parents, a garage to work from, and MC Hammer khakis, Jeff Bezos had everything he needed to start the empire known today as Amazon. From launching Amazon to launching a shuttle into space, Bezos has solidified his place as history’s most powerful nerd. Then, Emmy-winning writer, actor, and co-creator of the hit Max series “Hacks” Paul W. Downs talks about his multi-hyphenate role at the show, what it means in comedy to be a “hack,” how people outside of showbiz can relate to the character of Deborah Vance, and how The Daily Show brought him and his “Broad City” co-star Ilana Glazer into each other’s lives. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:10.2	We're just days away from the first presidential debate that will change everything or
1:15.2	nothing so let's get right into our continuing coverage of Indecision 2024. If you've been tuning out the presidential campaign so far, I get it, it's boring.
1:30.0	I mean my grandpa is also a rambling 80 year old man and let me tell you I keep half
1:34.8	an ear open for the word inheritance and I just ignore everything else but the
1:39.4	presidential campaign won't be boring for long because this week Trump and Biden will be
1:44.2	rambling face to face. That's right. Thursday is the first presidential
1:49.0	debate and these men are going toe to toe. And if you've ever met or seen old men's toes, you know that's
1:55.3	going to be a dirty fight. Finally, the American people will have something to judge these
2:00.8	candidates on, aside from the four years that they were both
2:03.5	president already and Joe Biden for one he's ready for battle the president
2:09.0	this morning it continues to be hunkered down at Camp David. He is fine tuning his attack lines.
2:14.8	He's huddling there with over a dozen advisors.
2:17.6	And over the coming days, his prep is expected
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