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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Michael Kosta Calls Out Trump Avoiding Trial Testimony | Sebastian Junger

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Michael Kosta covers Trump not taking the stand during his hush money trial, Rudy Giuliani’s new "tummy friendly” ground coffee company, an Australian billionaire demanding her portrait be removed from a museum, and Ronny Chieng defends Scarlett Johansson against ChatGPT nerds stealing her voice. Plus, meet Kamala Harris’s holistic thought advisor, Dahlia Rose Hibiscus (Desi Lydic), who is deeply committed to helping the Vice President translate words into idea voyages. And Sebastian Junger, author of "In My Time of Dying: How I Came Face-to-Face with the Idea of An Afterlife," joins Michael to discuss surviving an aneurysm and his new lease on life. He catalogs years of near-death experiences from surfing to war reporting, being faced with his dead father and the possibility of an afterlife.

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0:00.0

Stephen Colbert here to tell you about the Late Show pod show which is our

0:03.8

podcast for the late show with my producer Becca. Becca, how long have you been

0:08.1

producing this podcast? I've been producing this podcast for two years now and your

0:11.8

favorite thing about the extended moments

0:13.6

for sure right because sometimes I'll interview like a big star for 25 minutes

0:18.0

we can only put like 14 minutes on air where can people get that on the late show

0:22.2

pod show with Stephen Colbert wherever you get your podcasts.

0:25.0

And who produces that?

0:27.0

Uh, I help out.

0:29.0

It's a team effort.

0:31.0

You're listening to Comedy Central. From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Center. It's America's only Swords for News. This is The Daily Show with your

0:47.2

host Michael Costa. Oh, Welcome, welcome to the Daily Show. I'm Michael Costa. We have so much to talk about tonight. Rudy Giuliani wants to be your

1:14.9

barista. Scarlet Johanson does not want to be your AI. And we find out why Kamala Harris talks like that.

1:22.2

But first, some major developments from the

1:25.1

Donald Trump trial, so let's get right into it in another edition of

1:28.6

America's Most Tremendously Wanted. tremendously wanted.

1:38.0

The whole thing is a scam.

1:47.8

Big news today, the Trump trial is coming to an end and just like Stormy Daniel said it was over much more quickly than expected And we've heard from so many people during this trial, this blonde blob, this other blob,

1:59.2

this one blob with the mustache, you know, it's just too bad no one's invented cameras yet, but we haven't heard

2:06.4

from the biggest blob of them all, Donald Trump, who has been going around telling anybody who will listen that he is just itching to testify under oath.

2:18.0

I would have no problem testifying. I didn't do anything wrong.

2:21.0

I'm testifying. I tell the truth. I mean all I can do is tell the truth.

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