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Okay, the biggest problems we deal with this time of year is the people who love Christmas too much.

Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m. Santa's coming to turn. And I know, oh, it's good to love Christmas too much. Okay, people, tomorrow morning, 10 a.m. Santa's coming to town. And I know, it's good to love Christmas at Christmas, but they love Christmas so much they erase Advent. Well, Merry Christmas. Happy holidays. Just say it! Okay, and we have to deal with them. We need to get the Mariah Carey off the radio. We need to get a little OkumukO-Kum-I-Manyuel back into People's

series.

There's another kind of problem, though, and that's the Christmas haters.

Oh, brother, this guy stinks!

How can there be a Christmas? Who hates Christmas?

I know you have to be so, your soul has to be so perverse to hate Christmas, yet there are such people and they are on TikTok.

Do they know it's Christmas is racist?

It has such wonderful lines as

Well tonight, thank God it's there

instead of you.

And of course.

Yes, bald, there's been a Christian church in Africa since 50 AD.

I'm pretty sure they know it's Christmas.

Do they know it's Christmas is the worst of liberal charity?

So this Christmas, why not ask Santa to give you the end of neoliberal capitalism?

Ah la la la la. Okay, so they're focusing on that song. to give you the end of neoliberal capitalism.

Ah la la la la.

Okay, so they're focusing on that song,

do they know it's Christmas?

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