I have terrible news for you, folks.

We all thought that woke had been exterminated.

And it largely has been.

However, little traces linger on.

Little hints of liberalism linger on.

And there's a silver lining to that. It means that there are, in fact, more woke commercials

for us to see. My producers have assembled them. We will find them. We will find the Libness.

We will identify it. We will quash it forever. Take it away. More importantly, we agreed that our role as his parents was not to change him, but to love him.

Hey, um, we had to do everything in our power.

It's fine. I wanted to...

Okay.

Hey, Sam. Hey, Sam.

Yeah?

Here.

Have fun tonight.

Listening brings us closer.

Audible.

So, okay, it used to be the commercials just led with all the woke. So you couldn't even identify

what the company was. That was the game. Okay, now you don't have to do that. Now, at the very

least, we can say that in the woke commercials, they are leading with the product. That's an

improvement.

And there's even something to, like, you know, the kid is like, I'm having, you know,

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