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Michael Jr.

Gateway Church's Podcast

Gateway Church

Gateway Women, Gateway Conference., Religion & Spirituality, Gateway Worship, Gatewaypeople, Gateway Church, Christianity, Dfw Church

4.71.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 September 2017

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

This weekend, Michael Jr. shares his powerful testimony through comedy.

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0:00.0

I didn't even do anything. You guys are clapping. Thank you so much.

0:03.0

I love Gateway Church. Pastor Roberts, awesome. Let me tell you. So Pastor Robert is like,

0:08.0

if you've never been here before, he was a white dude who was just talking.

0:14.0

Like, absolutely a personal friend of mine, and he ministers to me even when we're just hanging out.

0:18.0

It's not like he tries, not like he's opening the Bible. It just flows out of him and the same thing shows up like every Sunday when he brings the word too. So I'm telling you this stuff like next week he going to bring it like for real so you want to be here. I'm just I'm going to sing it, but he's going to bring it. So I'm excited. It's gonna be so much fun. Oh, what's up to all the other campuses?

0:40.1

Yeah. I just want to say, I can see you. Even if you're in overflow, like if you're in that

0:44.9

little room to seem weird, there's actually another room where other people are. You just got

0:49.8

there late. But I can see you. I want everybody in all the other campuses. If you could raise your hand

0:56.4

at me and wave. Other campuses, people, not you. Okay? Yeah, you wave. And then try the other hand, too.

1:02.0

Try to, yeah. That's so cool. The services so far have been awesome. So good. Last week,

1:08.1

Todd White was bringing it. And then if you weren't here, Nick V, who's a friend of mine, he was bringing it. You know he's faking, right? You know he's faking? Yeah, yeah, so.

1:24.1

Anyway, if you weren't here, you missed it. You got to go back and you don't know what that joke mean right now. But he don't got no arms and no legs. And I said he was faking it. So that was the joke, really. So there's some scripture that I want you to read when you go back to the crib. If you got a Bible, if you don't, hopefully by the end of the day, maybe you'll have one anyway. So there is Genesis 22. You don't got to read it right now. Trust me. It's there. So it's Genesis 22, 1 through 18. So when you go home, you should read it because it'll pop different as a result of what we're going to talk about today. Because I want people to learn stuff.

2:01.6

You don't want to just, I remember my daughter, seven years old.

2:04.6

Oh, let me say this.

2:05.6

This hit me about the first responders, right?

2:08.6

First responders are her first one to respond, but here's a cool little catchphrase I thought of last service.

2:14.6

So if they're the first responders, I think us as Christians, we should be

2:17.9

the second responders. Let me explain. So a second responder, as soon as they hear a siren

2:23.6

or hear the news, we start to pray. Because there are signs all over that someone needs prayer.

2:29.3

There are signs like a siren or there's signs like a sign that says there's an accident ahead.

2:35.7

Are you just going to get upset because now you're going to be late or are you going to take that as an indication to

2:38.8

respond and pray? That was just extra. Cool. The other service, they had the fire department here,

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