Michael Jackson and R Kelly, Nobody Needs to Be Alone with Your Kids!

Daddy Issues

Transit Pictures

Comedy, Improv

5.0 • 776 Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2019

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

What up Peeps!? This week we've gotta talk about Michael Jackson and R Kelly. Nobody needs to be alone with your kids, no matter how famous they are.

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0:00.0	Oh, we out.
0:02.6	Oh, we're back.
0:06.3	Shoot, I'm back.
0:07.3	I know.
0:08.3	Welcome back.
0:09.2	It's good to be back.
0:10.0	It's good to be alive, Kim.
0:11.3	Yeah.
0:11.8	You know what I'm saying?
0:12.5	Good to have you alive.
0:13.5	Yeah.
0:14.7	Your health is your wealth, people.
0:16.4	Let me just put that out there.
0:18.3	Your health is your wealth.
0:19.6	Man, when your body shut down, you got nothing.
0:22.7	What you're going to do?
0:23.9	The money don't matter, nothing.
0:25.7	I tell people like, you know, health is all you got, man.
0:30.1	You could be a billion.
0:31.0	Look at Steve Jobs.
0:32.6	It's worth billions.
0:33.8	Died fast.
	...

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