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app so thank you to the cash app okay let's go And then I love the song, where I feel good done Look at the hand I love washing And then I can't get all on the song Oh no, we're gonna run down to E-L-E-T-R-E-K-I-V-L-U And then we're thinking higher Oh, we're gonna run down to E-L-E-T-R-E-K-I-V-L-U It's part of my take, presented by your boss, Stool Sports. Welcome to part of my take, presented by the cash app. Go download it right now, use code bar so you get $10 for free. $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Wednesday, October 28th, and the Chicago Bears fucking sock. Are we saying that the bears are who we thought they were? Yes. The bears are who we thought they were. They think they have no offense for the, I went back and I looked PFT in the last 20 years. No. In the last 20 years, the Chicago Bears have finished worse than like 50% so half the league, they've finished in the back half of the league in offense 15 out of 20 of those years. They are, it is the most bears thing ever to just have an unbelievable defense and an offense that can't do dittily poo. And that's what we saw on Monday night football. It was an ass kicking. I totally fucking ass kicking. I totally believe in just like team

or is right teams will have a or is DNA. Yeah. Yes. Have DNA. It doesn't matter who's coaching the team. It doesn't matter the actual physical people that are inside that building. If you just live in the city of Chicago and play football you suck at playing quarterback and you have an awesome difference. You can't move the ball down the field. This is why this is why I've always said when when everyone's like, well, we could have patched from home.

Patched from home is where they got hit by a bus

if he had been in Chicago, bear.

Like... You can't move the ball down the field. This is why this is why I've always said when everyone's like, well, we could have patched my homes where I got hit by a bus if he had been in Chicago, but like there is there's just it's never going to be in the cards for the bears to be able to move the football in any type. Like the NFL has completely changed. Patrick, my home is yes. Yes. Ryan base deserves that. He should be out the door, but he should do it should get quite over that. The NFL has completely changed. It is an offensive league.

You see the ball going up and down the field like passing left and right points points over onters are 50 52 fit like shit that you wouldn't believe 20 years ago and the bears are still the exact same bears Where it's a struggle to score like a touchdown.

Yeah, touchdown.

So I can't do.

I think you guys need to lean into your identity.

Like you need to absolutely own the fact that you will never be good at passing the football.

You gotta go single wing.

You gotta essentially run it.

You can't run it either offense.

No offense.

But you, is that any different than it has been in the past?

Like, yeah, you're running in some time you can run it. I occasionally you'll be able to run it okay but not like let's not go out here and try to have Nick Fools through the ball 35 times a game he obviously can't do that and then I think that the the whole like blow up between him and Matt Nagy they got like Brian Greacy put it out there on my upper ball snitched on him a little bit I think that probably got overblown a little bit. I don't know. So I don't know Jim.

It was when the Bears suck on prime time, which they pretty much always do. The Bears are who we thought they were as like that win and when Cory Wooten ended Brett Farves career, those are pretty much the only good experiences. Maybe a couple of you know, cutler and Marshall Marshall and San Francisco, but the Bears on Primetime will almost always embarrass anyone who roots for them. And so that moment where Brian Greasey is like, yet, Nick Fools doesn't even know, like the play calls don't make sense. He they get called in and he knows they're not gonna work. So if you actually watch it, you can see Matt Negi throwing in the play call and you can see Mitch's face and he actually is like, ugh, to the play call. So it was almost serendipitous that it all worked out exactly at that moment. Mitch Rabinski's listening to the play call in his year and being like, whoa, that's not gonna work because guess what it was? It was probably another fourth down where they're like, hey, let's run a jet sweep to Cordero, Patterson, and see if it works this time. Right, so like,

I'm gonna stick with the sake on that one Yeah, it was I feel like what was actually said probably got like it was a combination of the timing of when it was broadcast on TV and also the like Translation to Brian Greacy, but the bottom line is like Nick Foles doesn't feel like he has a second to do anything No, that after passing I said this before like Matt Negad you not trust him as a play caller. I think he's a bad play caller, but You know play caller will look good with that offensive one so there's at least a little bit of like you could throw Andy Reed out there, you could throw Chip Kelly in his product, like no one is going to look good with that offensive line. So there's at least a little bit of uh like you could throw Andy Reed out there. You could throw Chip Kellyanne is pro like no one is going to look good with an offensive line that bad. He just makes it worse. You guys should just trade for Johnny Hacker have him be the quarterback. He played Johnny Hacker. I scored a back. She wouldn't talk about it a lot and he's also just a beast of a punter like if you were to throw the ball one on first down only and then punt every

time it reaches second down with Johnny Hacker your offense would actually be better than it has been. Yeah no one weeks. I would rather watch the defense in the offense which is the ultimate Chicago Bears. Watermelon Punt with all that said and I think the listen I'm still not gonna apologize for five and two people getting confused. I never I said that the bears were like like an incredible team I said I'm running the luck train like the bears are they have won very lucky games this year They're not a very good team, but sometimes the NFL You'll just get the lucky bounce and just ride it. So I'm not gonna apologize for five and two and I think they might even beat The on Sunday. They're not good, but they could get lucky and get in the playoffs that way. I'm experiencing like a Zach Galfanakis at the casino blackjack table type moment right now because we've established that the bears are who we thought they were. Correct. But also you are what your record says you are. Correct. So you're five and two.

But you're also who we thought you were. Which is not five and two. This is Schrodinger's Bears. Are they alive or are they dead? You know what they are? They're a little bit better than average. So average being eight and eight. No, they're actually an eight and eight team that just gets, because it really does come down to the NFL. Eight and eight team can be 10 and six or six and 10 based on a couple lucky bounces and that is exactly what the bears are They're an 18 that had a couple lucky bounces to start the season Yes, and if the couple lucky bounces continue they could finish ten and you need to be luckier than the average bears team Right and get like those extra two wins last year they didn't have the luck they obviously fell off a cliff you know what I mean like that's that's kind of that's kind of exact going back to the first point that that's Chicago bears football is like the good seasons are really just kind of lucky season we should also give a little bit of credit to the Rams I guess they're good no they're play I agree with with your take that they're playing too fast. That's Mickey Mouse football. When man on Sean McVeigh

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