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Dumb People Town

Michael Ian Black - Trouser Machete

Dumb People Town

All Things Comedy, Jason Sklar, Randy Sklar, Dan Van Kirk

Comedy

4.65.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2020

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

This week, Michael Ian Black comes to town to visit Daniel, Jason and Randy. In story one, an Australian man’s arranges a Facebook meeting to live out his sexual fantasy. In story two, a man leaves his personal information behind after shoplifting. In story three, watermelons are used in a robbery.

Transcript

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Hey, Tony's welcome to another episode of dumb people town population

0:43.6

you population in black Michael Ian black hi buddy. Hi everybody. Are you

0:51.4

good? It's good to see you. I know there's a little delay. You're up in the

0:54.2

woods of Connecticut. Appreciate having you on so much.

0:57.8

I'm ready. I were trying to think is is there somebody who for a longer

1:02.0

period of time in our lives has made us laugh as much as Michael Ian black. I

1:06.9

don't think so. I would say Michael show alter is that the two you guys

1:10.1

Michael Michael. Yeah. Yeah. That's a better that's a better choice than me. Well

1:14.9

the thing is I've known you guys forever so just by

1:18.8

seniority I feel like I would there's a lot of that. Yeah no you are

1:25.2

dude it's not necessarily quality. It's entirely about quantity. You're one

1:32.6

of the few people we've used in every single project we've ever done and you've

1:36.6

never used this once. I'm kidding. So both of your projects. Wow that hurts. That

1:43.3

hurt. But yes. Yes. One of them multiple times. So there you go. In your face

1:50.3

or I was never on the MTV show I don't think the apartment seven apartment two

1:55.4

F. No you weren't. Whatever it was. I should have been. I think you had been

1:58.8

blackballed by an MTV at that point. You had been Michael Ian blackballed. Yep.

2:03.2

That's a that's a specific kind of blackballing just for you. It's better than

2:09.2

being Michael Ian blueballed. That's right. Thank you. That means that would have

2:12.5

been if we auditioned you gave you the part and then said no we're not going to

2:15.5

do it. Listen we think the world's getting dumber I don't know if you agree

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