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Joe Bartlett is somewhere in South Carolina.

Where exactly are you down there?

You're a golf course, I know. Yes, Hilton Head. Hilton Head. Look at the poor guy suffering in the quarantine. Uh, now this is a big vacation spot. Yeah. People come from all over. I guess, uh, that's going to be delayed for a while, but the locals probably love that, right?

Well, actually, I the locals probably love that,

right? Well, actually, I had heard that later today, the governor of South Carolina is going to

open the beaches again and retail outlets are going to open. So he's a Republican governor. So

he's not waiting for any more instructions. Yeah. Let me explain how this works. If you're a

Republican governor, you believe in people going to work, let's get the

economy going.

If you're a Democratic governor, you kind of like this.

Everybody's locked down.

I have total control of you.

I'll tell you when you can go out, where you can go, what you're allowed to buy.

This is like a democratic mentality.

Also, you have to remember, if you're Andrew Cuomo, you're not going to give this up so easily.

You know, all of a sudden, he's on television, on network, television, five networks at once carry his briefing.

Every word of it.

He's on the cover of the Rolling Stone.

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