Michael Cyril Creighton Returns

Couples Therapy

Naomi and Andy

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Michael's one of our favorite humans, and it's been TOO long, so we had to have him back! Now you know Michael from plenty of things including Spotlight, Only Murders in the Building, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Dexter: New Blood and dozens of other shows, plays and films! And last time Michael was on, we talked all about his marriage, so this time we delve into his pre-married dating life, the issues that led him into therapy, his favorite blockers (which is not the film Blockers, even though it's a pretty fun movie), and of course, we ask: what ever happened to the twin of his high school boyfriend??? PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter!

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0:00.0	Open your hearts.
0:00.9	Loosin your butts.
0:01.9	It's time for couples therapy. Yeah. This podcast is Andy and Naomi's where they can both laugh and hang with all their homies. Talking excellent vacationing with brunches and cuddling to messy situationships and conscious and coupling. From Netflix hookups to single them with some hulu, tech, sex, regrets, so feeling on your new jubu they gonna talk about it ah yeah you are
0:22.0	about it needing therapy i guarantee baby we got it's couple couples therapy
0:27.2	hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hello everyone and welcome to couples therapy my name is Andy. And we're a real life couple. A real life couple of comedians.
0:41.7	In all couples therapy, we answer a couple of different questions from a couple different listeners. Andy sound like I'm married to a murderer.
0:49.3	Hey, you could be. No, I could. Well, not past. I've never murdered anyone in the past, but...
0:54.9	Oh, you're saying that in the future you could murder. Anyone can. That's the joy of life. You know, the secret. Anyone... And I don't mean the secret is in the thing from Oprah. Yeah. Like manifesting. Right. You mean the secret to life. The secret of existence is that anyone you know could be a murder at any time.
1:13.5	I don't know about that.
1:14.1	Life is just a... Right. You mean the secret to life. The secret of existence is that anyone you know could be a murder at any time.
1:13.2	I don't know about that.
1:14.1	Life is just a game of traitors or mafia or werewolf if you want to go with the non-copyrighted version.
1:20.2	But hey, with AI, you know, and everything fed into the AI slot machine, Naomi.
1:25.4	Why?
1:26.7	Copyright, I guess, doesn't matter anymore, does it?
1:29.5	Or at least it doesn't, if, say, you are a giant court.
1:35.2	Okay.
1:36.4	How quickly you went, it's like, literally we couldn't get through 30 seconds.
1:41.2	We couldn't get through 30 seconds.
1:42.9	First, you said, you could be a murderer, ask
1:45.0	it anybody. That's how it started. That's how it started. I would love to point out,
1:50.0	there's a set list here I've written. You could have just gone straight to, you didn't have to
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