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Christian, I are sitting around here on a nice Sunday. The Chats just lost their home opener and we are reminiscing about the old days or innocence losing

innocence, coming of age, swapping tails, things losing things. The Chats just lost. We're talking about other things that have been lost.

And we were clarifying when we lost our virginities, not at the same time.

This is mostly what we talk about. We're guys, we're middle-aged guys. We talk about how we were unable to succeed in that department for quite some time.

Maybe speak for yourself. I was unable to. In fact, I remember the first time I was with my high school girlfriend, a lovely, wonderful person who I'm fortunately still friends with today. Lovely.

And we were getting to that point. She had...

Coitus?

She had performed coitus before in her life.

Okay. And so she was experienced and I had not. And there were people around. I remember we were at my friend's house.

It was like after a party. But people like sleeping over in the...

Like with somebody on the couch and we were on the floor. I think we were in sleeping bags.

And she must have sensed how nervous I was because she said something like, it's okay. We don't have to do that.

I mean, I know what you're all thinking that something had happened to me that made her something obvious, but that hadn't happened.

I think she just sensed that I must have been like traveling, you know.

So you didn't do it. We didn't do it. So your penis breathed to sigh of relief.

It did. I don't think when you're scared...

When you're scared, your penis was happy. Oh really?

No, no. My penis just wanted to be in everything. The rest of me, my head was relieved.

My other head.

That's the quote. My penis wanted to be in everything just in long.

And... Well, life is short. That's true.

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