Hello. Do you have just a fucked up terrible story about a celebrity that you just want to get out there?

Or do you have an anecdote about how kind a notable person is? Well, check out my website is called Sol Yelp.

It's Celeb Yelp.

And what you do is there's profiles for all kinds of public-facing figures.

You can rate them and just sort of talk about how likable there are, give other information,

whether or not it's easy to approach them for photographs, you know, sort of like Pokemon,

but for celebrity.

But what you do is you can leave an anecdote along, you know,

it could be a positive story or it could be a really negative experience.

You're free to do that so that way people have a better picture of what these celebrities are really about.

And luckily, because I call it a satire site, I'm immune from all lawsuits.

But thank you so much for having me.

I am Sophie Alexandra.

Wow.

Welcome to the pod.

It is truly an honor and a pleasure to have you here.

Thank you so much.

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