Michael Blaustein: Drug Tests, Feet Fetishes, and Goth Chicks

Almost Friday Podcast

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Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2022

⏱️ 99 minutes

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3:13 Are Drug Tests Worth It? 15:20 Will Smith at the Oscars, Real or Fake? 28:00 Getting Your First Crowd Laugh 36:20 Who Is The Most Random Billionaire? 38:15 Which candy would be most fun to have sex with? 42:48 Ashton Kutcher Plays Mind Games 59:52 Fans In The DMs 1:01:32 Always Listen to Mr. Beast 1:02:57 What’s The Most You’ve Paid For Feet Pics? 1:07:55 Feet Pics Or Nudes? 1:11:39 What Makes A Hot Foot? 1:12:14 Liam Likes Goth Girls 1:29:28 Who is more famous, Jimmy Kimmel or the Nelk Boys? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:09.2	Introducing today's guest on the Friday Beers podcast.
1:13.6	Let's go!
1:16.6	Described as Walmart James Franco, this 150-pound Catholic schoolboy is the funniest thing about Maryland since that joke from wedding crashes.
1:27.9	Grab cakes and football! That's what Maryland does! After having sex with every pillow in his childhood home,
1:34.9	he went on to Coastal Carolina University, where he managed to get a slightly higher GPA
1:40.5	than distinguished graduate Dustin Johnson. Oh, nice.
1:45.0	He's taught 13-year-olds all over the country had a French kiss on YouTube, and he starred
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