Hello.

Got them cornerstone?

Yes, we seem to be down to our last diet crew.

A gentleman is on his way to pick some up.

Who calls the cornerstone?

The black car.

No, this black car will be rather difficult to miss.

And by the way, the gentleman is usually in quite a rush.

Just for the taste of it,

Diet Coke.

Okay, that commercial is so funny for so many reasons.

First of all, who calls the corner store

when they're riding short of Diet Coke?

Also, he's not even asking the corner store to deliver it.

He's just saying, be advised.

A man will be coming to pick up Diet Coke.

I also love the idea that, you know, Batman's,

and he's in, rather, he tends to be in rather a rush

because he's on his way to take a bite out of crime.

And his drink of choice to aid him in that endeavor

is a cold can of Diet Coke.

Remember folks, I'm calling from Stately Wayne Manor

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