Previously on Thomas in the Bible, Jonah gets a decree from God to go and tell the

Nidavites that they have been very naughty. Instead of actually going there, Jonah decides

to go the opposite direction. So God causes a storm and the men on the boat with Jonah throw him overboard and God's hasn't swallowed by a big unnamed fish, which spits him out at Nineveh, where he tells them God's going to get them.

Jonah goes to a vantage point where he can watch them all burn. However, they end up repenting, and Jonah gets annoyed at God for letting them off the hook.

So God destroys the tree he provided Jonah with for shelter.

For a summary of Micah, see the past 100 episodes, with the Thomas Yon cover of one.

Damn near ran out of music there, Harley, come on.

All right, I'll let you off the hook since you, you know, we're gone for a little while.

But, yeah, that was a long one.

Well, in that intro, which was great, you did about as good as summary.

You did a better summary of Jonah than I did, and you did the whole thing.

That was it. Isn't that weird? You covered it. There's no stone was left unturned in Harley's

42nd, if that, like I guess 35 second summary of Jonah. That was it. That was all that happened.

How was that a story? I didn't even, because like I heard about it when I was a kid and I thought,

oh, this is some epic tale. This is an odyssey of Jonah where he goes and, you know, he gets trapped

in not a whale, but a fish, a great fish,

because that makes some difference, and all this.

But nope, it's a couple of pages.

That's over.

It's done.

Meaningless.

Speaking of meaningless.

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