Good evening, Darklings, you are aboard the Paranormal 60 News Express.

Please keep your arms, legs, hands, and head inside the newscast at all times, because this is going to be a bumpy ride, folks.

Right here on the paranormal 60 News.

The My mom I'm sorry. Oh boy, it's been a wild week, and I am so excited to be here tonight with all of you to share the strange stories.

We're going to break down not only the case of the Miami Mall Melee, where alien presences were witnessed.

We are also going to discuss afterlife laws and effects. What and who should have the control over our likeness when we've gone to the extent

of trying to become famous, putting ourselves on every social media platform, every photo, every meal, every aspect of our daily life,

don't we become, kind of like celebrities in a sense that it's now public information?

It's out there.

Who gets to control what happens after we die and the resurrection information that they're going to start utilizing.

We'll talk about that a little bit later on. I also have a very interesting story regarding a

new moon shot that just took off and some strange things that have taken place with that.

We'll do that in just a few moments, but first, ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce to you

the paranormal 60 news crew. Chachi has the night off joining us in his place, the one, the only,

the greatest American hero, the colonel. Good evening, sir. Good evening, sir. It's good to see

him. I like that you're showing up more often, Marty. Yeah, well, you know, I figured, you know, it's the least I can do.

It is the least you can do because, you know, we need you here.

We need, we need that counter-dial, I need to be here.

Yes, you do as he drinks another shot of beer.

Ladies and gentlemen, the paranormal detective, Greg Lawson, author of The Mothman Memoirs.

Yeah, that's it.

Like that, right, isn't it? Yeah, I was good enough.

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