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🗓️ 25 October 2022
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
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0:00.0 | Good morning, millennials. Welcome back to the morning. I'm really struggling. Welcome back |
0:06.9 | to the Toes. Happy Tuesday. Hope everyone's having a fabulous day this far. Are you having |
0:12.1 | a fabulous day this far? Our day could not be more fabulous. We're joyous. |
0:15.6 | We're joyous. We're recording a little later today because this morning we had a very |
0:19.7 | special occasion. We were celebrating a Simcha, the bris of our nephew. And they are Simcha's. |
0:25.7 | They are happy occasions, but they're really like kind of emotional and tough because the |
0:29.2 | bebes crying and crying and crying. And you really can't do anything about it. No, and I know |
0:34.6 | you guys weren't there, but let me just replay it for you. What? Pretty much that's how it went. |
0:40.4 | That's why Jackie and I if you're watching on YouTube, but you should be. We look so unbelievably |
0:43.6 | gorgeous and sick. We're both wearing dresses and we have our hair done and our makeup done. |
0:47.5 | And we've got our big heels on our big heels. So it's freezing in this studio and I'm |
0:51.2 | going to cover up with a blanket, but I just wanted everyone to see the fabulousness that is Jackson |
0:54.8 | Claude on this gorgeous Tuesday morning. Right. And we were thinking about changing for the show, |
0:58.8 | but it's like, why do we have to be slabs if we're wearing fabulous outfits? Like, why can't we wear |
1:03.3 | the fabulous episode in the show? Well, we can do whatever we want, but I do feel like I am my |
1:07.9 | funniest when I feel like a slab. Do you know what I mean? Yes. So it'll be interesting to see |
1:11.6 | how today's it's probably going to be our least funny episode today goes in shapewear. 100%. |
1:16.9 | I'm actually not wearing any shapewear. I didn't bring any. Isn't that crazy? That is crazy. I can't |
1:20.8 | breathe. I'm so sorry. We've got a fab show. We've got a fab show. We've got fast five. No TV |
1:26.2 | recap tonight today and today's episode is up a little bit later, but like we were celebrating |
1:31.2 | the gift of life. So everyone can wait a minute. You know, yes, they can. No TV recap, but I did |
1:36.2 | finish my program, the Empress. Not the program. It was so good. I have to read a book about |
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