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0:00.0	This is Exactly Right.
0:06.4	Hello.
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0:43.5	Goodbye.
0:43.8	Goodbye. Hello and welcome to my favorite murder.
1:01.0	Hello and welcome to my favorite murder.
1:06.0	The minisode.
1:07.0	We're doing a themed episode this week.
1:09.0	Creepy neighbors.
1:10.1	Some of you guys need a fucking move. My God. These are not funny stories. There's a lot of people up on other people's porches for no reason. Yep. A lot of people leaving things for you that you did not ask for and do not want. Let's get into it. Let's. Do you want to start? Okay. That was almost like we rehearsed ited it. I know. That was too smooth. We're just, we're on the road and we're just killing it now. We're just locked in. Okay, this one's called a virgin and a pear tree. Hello, MFF, ladies. I have been wanting to write this in for quite some time, but it's a long one with a lot of twists and turns. So it's taken me a moment to get my thoughts down in what I hope is a cohesive manner. When I was a sophomore in college in Alabama, I lived alone in a two-bedroom house, thanks to my roommate transferring the week before school started. Hell yeah. Wow. It wasn't in a bad neighborhood per se, but there were some creepy apartments next door that resembled an hourly motel. It's like
2:01.5	everywhere in Los Angeles. Yeah. In my backyard, my landlord had so lovingly planted a pear tree
2:07.1	that would cover my car in such thick sap that I would have to hand wash my car in order to see
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